Tuesday, September 19, 2006

The Full Monte, Part 2

The 1st round couldn’t get here fast enough.  The rain caused tour officials to delay the start by 3 hours, then they sent the field off the 1st and 10th tee. I told Scott I would meet him in front of the locker room, he could do his regular morning routine and then I would head to the range to get ready.  What to say – when to say it. Did I have my yardage book, where’s the daily pin sheet, which color caddy bib, I need an extra pencil or two, maybe a granola bar and some extra water, how about a towel – do I have enough for the rain, I have to make sure Scott’s grips are dry.  I was pacing back and forth and I’m just the guy on the bag – I don’t have to hit a tee shot or sink a putt all week.  But I had to make sure Scott was relaxed and ready to play.  The other caddies, glancing over at the rookie, all wished me well as they walked by.  Scott came up, worked his way thru the bag warming up – starting with the wedges and ending with the driver, before putting and hitting a few chip shots.  He then told me to get 3 new balls out of the bag, so he could mark them. Oh my god I thought, do we have enough balls in the bag. And why the silver and red line and silver and red dot near the number? It’s unique he says, and no one else does it like that. What if I can’t find the ball if he misses the fairway – no worries, he won’t miss the fairway.  But if he does – those volunteers are out their for one reason, and one reason only – to help me help Scott.   I glanced around and started to see the stands fill with people, some of the other players were along side too – Palmer, Watson, Strange, Haas, Irwin, Quigley, Morgan, Kite, Simpson, Streck, Eaks and Doyle, among others.  I didn’t mean to stare – but this was incredible. Here I am, inside the ropes with Scott Masingill ready to tee off for my 1st Champions Tour event as a caddy.  Scott caught me looking around, bumped my arm, and said lets head to the tee. <?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />

     Even though he cussed a few shots that he left out to the right on occasion, I thought Scott hit the ball pretty well during the first round – but he’s a tour professional and feels he can always do better. He was frustrated. The putter failed him a little – but all in all considering the wet conditions, not bad, he posted a 3-over 75. It was still raining, and Scott didn’t want to practice in the rain after he signed his scorecard. “We’re done for the day, see you tomorrow”, he said. What to say – and when to say it.  “No worries, see you in the morning.”  That’s all I could muster up.

     I didn’t even know who was leading or what the other scores were.  I was on Scott’s bag this week – and if the boss didn’t want to know, neither did I.  Leaving the course for the night though, I did call my sister back in Missouri, asked her to log on the computer and run down some scores for me on pgatour.com.  Back at the house, Spottsy and Beth asked how it went – and I spent the next hour telling of my experience and our round.  They said it sounds like you had fun – I told them they had no idea, if I could change careers, I would.  Life as a caddy is something very special.  I just worried that I was going a good job for Scott.  Which side to stand on, do I hold the bag or lay it down, grabbing the flag when it was my turn compared to the other caddies, raking the bunkers the right way, not standing in someone’s line thru the hole (Example: the scolding I got from Scott’s 1st round playing partner on the 2nd green), the right yardage to the pin, where’s the trouble on the hole, is the wind hurting us or helping us, and keep the walking scorer and standard bearer from moving during a shot.  Most importantly, what to say – and when to say it.  Give my opinion when Scott asks if I like the club selection, how will this putt break. It’s all about confidence.  No hesitation.  I don’t want Scott to second-guess his choice in me.

      Round 2 was delayed as well. Because of yesterday’s afternoon storm, a handful of groups returned to the course Friday morning at 7:30 to finish their round.  After re-pairing the field, we would tee off at 11:05, and rain was again in the forecast. What does Mother Nature have against the Champions Tour anyway? But there was a good bit of mojo working on the tee today. After misspelling Scott’s last name on the caddy bib yesterday – I asked the Tournament Caddy Chairman if he could get it corrected. Sure enough on the tee, he handed me the white bid and asked if this was the correct spelling. One S in Masingill – Scott just smiled. What a great feeling. The crowd was larger today and the applause a little more evident.  I was beaming with pride. J.C Snead and Rick Rhoden were grouped with us.  I was a little more at ease, with one tournament round under my belt I was walking with a little more confidence.  I knew what to expect today. We had lunch with Rick Rhoden on Tuesday when we first arrived, and I had said hello to him a couple of times in the player’s lot. He asked if I was enjoying the week – by all means I told him, to say the very least.  Again, after stretching out in the fitness trailer, Scott met me on the range to warm up – then it was off to the tee.  Scott said he felt rested. He hit the ball a little better – still fought off a few stray swings to the right – but we left with a better score, and no lost balls in the water – a 1-over par 73 for the day, 4-over for the tournament.  And I picked up something new about Scott today, he thanks everyone for everything.  He thanked the volunteers for volunteering, the spectators for coming out to watch, the greenside workers for raising the ropes, thanked me countless times for the yardage and handing him the club he wanted, and raking the bunkers when he missed the green. For god’s sake – quit thanking me.  Don’t get me wrong, I do appreciate the gesture, but I’m just doing my job. Let’s rip this shot down the middle, hit the green with that 6-iron, make a putt and move on.  Build some momentum and not worry about that drifting iron to the right. Maybe take one more club with the breeze. Make a good shoulder turn and fire down the line.  But what to say – and when to say it. 

     The morning of round 3 is a carbon copy of the day before – except for one thing - the sun is out.  Holy cow, what is that bright spot coming from the sky.  I was hoping Scott had a deal with Bole’ or Oakley – I needed some shades, or at least the phone number for their tour rep.  The course is still damp – but no rain gear or extra towels needed.  This will lighten the load and dry grips are one less thing to worry about as we try to post a low number.  We’re paired with Chris Starkjohann and Mike San Fillipo.  Both great guys – and Chris’s caddy is Joe D – so I get to finish my 1st tournament with the 1st caddy that I met on tour. I’m really at ease.  Picking up more and more tips from the other caddies around me.  Enjoying our conversations up in the caddy tent or on the putting green as our guys work on finding some magic before heading out.

     I took a little sampling of Scott’s kindness – throwing a couple of range balls to a couple of kids standing near the rope watching every shot, and whispering to their dad – commenting on how far that ball went.  Same thing on the putting green – one lady had her daughter say thanks to me, then asked Scott to sign the ball. I always wanted to know what that feeling was like, and now I do.  It gave me goose bumps to see a smile on a fan’s face – especially when their young, and more than likely their first tournament to see in person.  Hopefully Scott didn’t mind, but I also tossed an old, sweaty glove to a kid midway thru the round – and I saw that same kid later, wearing it around the course, even though it was about 3 sizes too big.

     I was worried on our 1st hole.  Scott’s tee shot went into the water and their was a large, uncomfortable “ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh” that the crowd collectively sighed.  I could tell my player was mad – there’s that *%$*#&^@ shot up and right that he’s been fighting.  Not on the range mind you – just out here during the tournament.

     I grabbed another ball from the bag – lucky number 8 this time – no more of those *%*#&^@ number 2’s. Down the fairway I went with the bag, ahead of Scott, ready for the yardage after his drop. He is still furious, cussing the tee shot. Scott hits his approach to about 12 feet – then it hit him, and more than that - it hit me.  This hole, that tee shot – high right – has him sick to his stomach.  He bends down, looks up at me and says something about quitting and not playing well, and being an embarrassment. Not wanting to be out here. He says this is the most frustrating thing ever– his only complaint of the year.  Not on the range – but here in the tournament. 

     That *%*#&#& shot.  These are things you don’t hear “outside the ropes”.  But he was telling this to me.  What to say – and when to say it.  I wasn’t going to let him quit. Not on himself, not on me in my first tournament.  No DQ on this scorecard.  I just looked him in the eye, and said you’re not quitting.  This is only 1 hole – 1 shot. Hit this *%*#^$ putt, make your bogey and move on.  It’s just golf.  You can do this – make the most of this opportunity.  You have a special talent on the golf course so use it.  No quitting. Forget about it that last swing. Your typical pep talk.  It’s what caddies are paid to do – but not this caddy.  Scott is my friend, and it wasn’t about the money – it was about pride.  I was honored to be on the bag for the week, and for cris-sakes, we were going to finish strong – with finish being the key word.  So a bottle of water later, and a birdie on the short par 3, 2nd hole – and it was a fist bump and a smile with the Scott I remembered from earlier in the week.

      We were up and down more than Paris Hilton on a blind date (that’s an original line), but it was a great third round.  Scott hit some incredible shots – one in particular on a short par 4, out of the rough, thru a couple of trees – that landed just over the bunker, below the hole. Now that’s what I’m talking about – we’re finishing strong.  He asked my advice a little more – I think he was getting a little more comfortable – the only problem though, it was Sunday afternoon and we’re about done. He finished the 3rd round with a 1-over par 73 for a three-day total of 221. That’s 5-over par, and nowhere near his first Top 10 finish – but I didn’t care.  Not in the least.

     Now his only worry is how to get out of Baltimore and to back home to Payette – and not miss his flight. He’s got just over an hour to pull this off. On the last hole he said, I’m not going to spend a lot of time around the scoring trailer.  So once I putt out, I need you to go put the clubs in the trunk of my rental car, pack up my stuff, then come back and get me.  Scott is again so gracious, he’s not happy about his play – but you would never know it.  He gives an autographed ball to the walking scorer and the standard bearer (he does this every round), tells them thanks (one lady, a first year volunteer actually wanted a hug, teared up, and said Scott was the nicest player she’d ever met) and signs anything that anyone throws in front of him on the way to the parking lot.

     Scott goes to the clubhouse, clears out his locker, says thanks I’m sure to anyone and everyone he comes across and joins me in the parking lot with a check, a hand shake, a smile and says some very gracious words to me for taking on the bag this week and putting up with his swing and not-so-consistent play.  Are you kidding me – this was a thrill for me.  I enjoyed every step.  Mark Twain once said golf was a good walk spoiled – he apparently never spent anytime with Scott Masingill on the Champions Tour like I did this week.  My walk, or ride as the case may be was anything but spoiled – maybe a little wet and muddy – but nothing else. (Note to self: Send a thank you note to Ryan, Scott’s son and original caddy for taking that coaching job out in Oregon – if he hadn’t I would have just been a spectator for the weekend).

    What to say – and when to say it.  I took several things away with me as I pulled out of the Hayfields parking lot Sunday evening.  First and foremost, a week’s worth of memories with Scott Masingill inside the ropes on the Champions Tour - the last tour event to be held at Hayfields Country Club, my first real paycheck as a tour caddy, an autographed golf ball from Arnold Palmer after he said this would be his last tournament ever, a Hayfields pin flag that I’m sending to Scott, for his signature – so I can frame it for my office, an old Constellation Energy Classic caddy bib to hang along side it for everyone to see, a tournament used Titleist Pro-V1X golf ball from Scott’s bag with his traditional silver line and red dot, a photo of us in the sand (actually mud) trap with a smile on our face hoping the sun would come out for the weekend, a new Hewlett-Packard digital camera (a gift from Tom Furlong during Thursday’s Pro-Am), a hankering to pick up the new Taylor Made driver to see if it will help me with extra yardage like it’s helped Scott, a desire to get my clubs re-gripped with the new C-Thru Grips (www.cthrugrips.com) with The Peninsula logo (www.peninsuladelaware.com),  and my hope to one day visit Scott and Laurie out at Tamarack Resort in Idaho (www.tamarackidaho.com) for a fun day of golf, some lunch and spend a few hours catching up on life.

     At this point, I’m not sure what Scott’s plans are in regards to his golf career.  He might be frustrated today with his swing and the weekly results, event to event.  After the tour re-shuffle at the end of the summer, it’s no fun being an alternate and last minute travel can be tiring, let alone expensive. But Scott, it’s just golf.  You are able to live the dream on tour, week in and week out.  Keep playing, keep a good swing thought, and make some putts.  Don’t quit now, get ready for Q-School. You have the talent to be successful on The Champions Tour. When you need me again, send me an instant message or give me a call, I’ll be there in a heartbeat, no hesitation.  What to say – and when to say it. 

 

Monte Schisler

    

The Full Monte – The Journal of a Champions Tour Caddy

The Full Monte – The Journal of a Champions Tour Caddy

 

     What to say – and when to say it?  Those are the two biggest challenges of a caddy for a professional golfer on the Champions Tour. 

     The instant message from Scott Masingill popped up on my computer last Monday morning. Monte, I got into Baltimore as an alternate. Can you caddy?   It was September 11th, and I was sitting at home with my laptop watching tv coverage of the 5th year anniversary of 9-11. I had the day off, prepared to relax and run some errands.

     What to say – and when to say it.  I hesitated for just a second, trying to figure out how to re-arrange my schedule the rest of my week so I could give Scott a hand at The Constellation Energy Classic at Hayfields Country Club in Hunt Valley, Maryland – a suburb, just off Interstate 83, north of Baltimore. I made a quick call to my general manager at The Peninsula Golf & Country Club, explaining the opportunity and my desire to take some spur of the moment vacation days.

     My name is Monte Schisler, I work for Troon Golf as Membership Director and we manage a Jack Nicklaus Signature Design Course, inside a gated high-end residential community just west of Rehoboth Beach, Delaware. We had a Pro-Am scheduled for Tuesday, and the upcoming weekend was our 1st Annual Club Championship. But of all the people he could have asked, Scott called me, and I had to go. Actually I wanted to go. Little did I know that I was about to embark on a weeklong journey as a professional caddy, a week that would be one of the greatest weeks of my life. I called him back, told Scott I would meet him at Hayfields Tuesday morning, and not to worry about a thing – I would be on the bag all week. 

     Immediately I drove out to my office at The Peninsula - took care of a few messages, sent an e-mail to our ownership group, some staff and a handful of members – explaining that I would be gone for the week. I encouraged everyone to watch the Golf Channel coverage Friday thru Sunday, and to keep an eye on the leaderboard for Scott Masingill.  I had such high hopes.  I was excited and a little nervous all at the same time. No one here knows Scott – but you wouldn’t have known it.  Everyone I talked to said good luck and have fun.  That was a relief.

     My next call was to Bill Spotts, a friend of mine I know here at the beach.  He is a member at Hayfields and I asked if I could stay with him and his wife Beth and young son Anthony.  No worries he said, you can have the basement.  This was perfect - Spottsy lives just a few minutes from the course – and could give me a few pointers about the layout. Inside knowledge I could pass along to Scott. All the arrangements were made – I could relax.

     Try sleeping when you know you’re going to be inside the ropes, on the bag for a tour player in search of his 1st Top 10 finish of the year.  I was up at 4 am, packed and ready, on the road for the 2 hour drive to Hayfields. The weather forecast called for a little rain early in the week – I threw in my raingear and some extra towels. I had plenty of time to kill – Scott’s flight didn’t get in until 2 am and he was going to sleep in a little.  We planned to meet at the course for a practice round at 11 am.  I was ready to live the caddy credo, the three up’s – show up, shut up and keep up.

     I arrived at the crack of dawn, followed the signs and immediately drove to the caddy parking lot, adjacent to the 9th fairway.  I met a couple of fellow loopers, except these guys were tour regulars and I was a rookie at my 1st event.  Even though I tried to act like I knew what I was doing and where to go – they recognized my deer in the headlights look and directed me to the caddy tent up on the hill near the clubhouse.

     Once inside the tent, an elderly tournament volunteer walked me thru caddy registration. He gave me a sheet of rules and regulations, showed me where the extra towels were and asked if I needed to buy a yardage book.  I shelled out my money for this course survival guide that’s filled with every sprinkler head, front of the green yardage, carry distance, lay-up and rollout that you would need for the tournament – I also grabbed a pencil for behind my ear and I was off.  That same tournament volunteer nodded, gave me a pat on the back and told me there would be hot coffee, sodas and water available all week, along with breakfast and lunch. I had made my first friend for the week.

     This is where things get interesting.  The other caddies milling around the tent and nearby players parking lot labeled me an outsider and gave me glaring looks as I strolled thru the area trying to pass myself off as one of them.  Finally, one of older guys approached – asking who I was working for.  I told him Scott Masingill, and he said great, I’ll take him off my list. What to say – and when to say it. So I said, what list?  He explained the guys here in the lot were looking for bags for the tournament. They’re looking for a job and I had taken one away.  He told me his name was Joe D. He smiled, wished me good luck and walked away – turning back over his shoulder he said if I needed anything to just ask.  My 2nd friend – I felt a little more at ease. 

     It didn’t take long for word to spread about the rookie.  I quickly met Rabbit, Nickie, Butch, Mikey, Beer Man, and Coach – among others.  Most were friendly; still others were a little stand-offish.  Trying to intimidate me – trying to mark their turf – trying to let me know I was on their tour.  This was no member-guest back at the club.

     What to say – and when to say it.  This time I stood quiet and smiled, taking a deep breath trying not to act nervous or out of place.  As we say back home in Missouri – this isn’t my first rodeo.  I had caddied in the US Amateur, Mid-Amateur, PGA Section Club-Pro events, a Nike Tour skins game, The Delaware Open and earlier this summer I carried the bag for Jack Nicklaus during his inaugural round at The Peninsula, where he set the course record. I am in the PGA program as an apprentice, I play on a regular basis, and give a lesson or two now and then to a handful of members at the club. This was going to be a piece of cake, or so I thought.  

     Finally the friendly face I’ve been waiting for all morning.  Scott pulled up in his courtesy car.  Joe D hollered over at me as I started to eat a sandwich in the caddy tent, “your guy just drove in”. I said thanks and see you later – as I threw what was left of my cold BBQ sandwich in the trash.  I grabbed a bottle of water and was on my way. 

     Scott greeted me with a huge smile and handshake and said thanks for coming. We talked about the rain in the forecast, I said no problem, I’m here for the week, rain or shine.  He went over the schedule – practice round today.  Pro-Am on Wednesday, a day off or practice on Thursday, then tournament rounds on Friday, Saturday and Sunday.  Come to find out later, we would play in the Thursday Pro-Am as well, filling in for a player that injured his back and needed to pull out for the day. 
     After signing in, and securing his locker in the clubhouse, Scott said he would meet me in front of the fitness trailer in an hour.  We grabbed a cart, I loaded up the clubs and we were off to the range.  Scott was groggy from his long trip across country from Idaho. What to say – and when to say it. We talked on the practice tee – catching up on life since we first ran into each other during a corporate outing at Branson Creek in Missouri.  He worked for Prime Inc., a Springfield based trucking company that held several corporate outings in Branson. I looked forward to the Prime events, because I could catch up with Scott and see how he was playing, since he was a Monday qualifier on tour back then. He was very gracious with his time back then, and things haven’t changed since he made it thru Q-School last fall. He asked me about how I liked the beach and how the club was doing. Scott wondered if I missed Missouri. I told him about my time with Nicklaus this summer and during the construction phase of The Peninsula. I asked how he was feeling – he had this little crick in his neck that was bothering him, but a little time warming up and then a practice round to get our first view of Hayfields Country Club – he would be fine.  He striped ball after ball on the range – we were ready, or so I thought. It might not seem like it to the average spectator, but life on the practice tee, is much different than the 1st tee come Friday of tournament week.

     Scott played alone Tuesday afternoon – hitting 2 balls on each hole more times than not. Trying to get a feel for the course and the east coast air.  It was cloudy and cool and the ball wasn’t flying far.  Hayfields was damp and the ball wasn’t rolling much in the fairway.  The greens were soft and a little slow.  I had the yardage book, making special notes along the way. Scott carries a laser in his bag – I could use it during practice and the pro-am’s – but not during the tournament rounds.  We figured good lay-up yardage on the par 5’s, second guessed pin placements for the week, and casually scraped it around.  The amazing thing – even though Scott has been discouraged about his play lately – he can still hit the golf ball with such precision. Sneaky long too when he had to be. A soft touch with the 58 degree wedge when he misses a green. And his putting is remarkable. His new “Ball Position Putter” has him stroking the ball with such confidence – he couldn’t stop talking about the flat stick during the week. As a special bonus he included me during a private fitting session with the club’s maker Bob McCarthy of MACS Custom Putting Systems.

<PCLASS=MSONORMAL style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">     At the end of the practice round Scott said he’d had enough for one day. He was tired and needed to get adjusted to east coast time.  We had our plan for the week, meeting the next morning at 11 for the Pro-Am shotgun start at 1 pm.

     Scott was very gracious and gave me a set of “family credentials” that would allow me in the clubhouse and the players only dining room.  I told him I was fine and knew my way around, and unless he really wanted me to join him, I’d rather hang out with my caddy brethren over in the tent.  I felt I would have lost the respect of the caddies if one of them saw me walk out of the clubhouse with my player.  I was a caddy for the week – so I wanted to live their life.  A limited menu of luke-warm coffee, cold sandwiches, bad bananas, stale doughnuts, and a lot of whining about this, that and the other during their round.  And so much complaining about their guy – his mood, his play, his anything and everything.  I felt lucky to be on Scott’s bag – he’s very confident and is always smiling and finding the good with every shot.  He wasn’t going to verbally abuse me – at least that was my hope.

     Even though it rained, Scott really shines during the Pro-Am.  With no disrespect intended, he’s probably not the top player on everyone’s wish list the night the Pro-Am pairings are announced. But I can guarantee one thing – there isn’t an amateur that leaves the tournament that wasn’t thrilled for the opportunity to play with Scott, rain or shine.  He engages everyone.  He gives them tips and encouragement, and asks what they do for a living – and how business has been. He told me I should have a nickname, like the other caddies.  He said we’ll call you “Mudder”, since it’s rained all week and you’re trouncing thru the turf like a racehorse up the road at Pemlico. What to say – and when to say it. I was their caddy too – and Scott asked me to rake all their bunkers, take out all the flags, hold out the umbrellas, and wipe down all their clubs and grips.  I gave those same players that paid big money to play Wednesday and Thursday the same yardages and advice I would give Scott during the tournament. This is the amateur’s opportunity to play on tour – and Scott makes sure they enjoy it every step of the way. Our work paid off, one of our Pro-Am players from Baltimore gave us his season tickets to the Orioles – Red Sox game that night, along with a parking pass at Camden Yards. What a treat – the left field seats, and it finally stopped raining.  Believe it or not, some players don’t stick around after the Pro-Am, let alone sit for a long lunch and a beer, exchange e-mail addresses and autograph their team picture. It’s all about building relationships and Scott is the very best at this.

     The fun and games of the Pro-Am are over.  Scott told his teams, on both days, not to be discouraged that they didn’t win – because if you win a Pro-Am, the players in the locker room will question handicaps and the Pro is the target for some good natured heckling the rest of the week. Anyone could cheat the system just to win a small piece of crystal, but golf is a game of integrity. Our guys appreciated the pep talk and didn’t seem to mind our “middle of the field” finish – wished us well for the tournament and said they would come out and join the gallery.  I could tell Scott was very appreciative – knowing this might be the only gallery he would have for the weekend.  He’s not exactly a household name on the east coast – except for my members down the road at The Peninsula that now know of his story, and my parents in Missouri who promised to watch the golf channel.  I would wear my pink Peninsula hat in tribute to a couple of friends “back home” that have been diagnosed recently with breast cancer. We could only hope for a great 3 rounds during the tournament.

 

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Baltimore

I got into the Constellation Energy Classic in Baltimore as an alternte.  Played a practice round yesterday.  Monte Schisler, a professional who I've known from Springfield, MO and who is now involved in a private club in Delaware, is going to caddy for me. 

Was pretty tired yesterday, since I got in at  2am Tuesday morning, but feeling good about my game.  I'm driving the ball well and putting well, if I can do something in between, I'll be in business.

Friday, September 1, 2006

I think I'm on this plan.......

Verizon Introduces New Charge-You-At-Whim Plan

August 21, 2006 | Issue 42•34

NEW YORK—Verizon Communications, Inc. announced a new service package for its wireless and residential customers that would charge them widely varying, but always high, fees every month depending how the communications giant feels at the time. "Our Charge-At-Whim packages offer the same mediocre quality and insufferable level of customer service you’ve come to expect," a Verizon spokesman said Tuesday. "But it adds an unjustified, arbitrary and, if you’ll allow us to boast, frankly unjustifiable method of determining just how much you’ll pay for them." Packages start at "oh, $69.99 a month, let’s say?" and went into effect about three or four months ago.

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